Oh boy, hold your breath! Priyanka Chopra Jonas just couldn't resist taking a jab at the oh-so-sacred Kate Middleton in her new show "Citadel." Because, you know, nothing screams class and sophistication like a raunchy joke about royalty.
In the third episode of this Amazon Prime series about espionage (because what better way to pay homage to the spy world than with tasteless humor), Chopra Jonas decided to target the Duchess of Cambridge, who has conveniently served as a thorn in the side of her dear friend Meghan Markle. How original.
The moment arrives when Chopra Jonas' character's partner, played by Richard Madden, has the audacity to ask a crime boss, portrayed by Sen Monro, for a favor involving top military brass. In response, the mobster utters these profound words of wisdom, "The chief of armed forces?
You might as well have asked me how to get between the legs of the Duchess of Cambridge." Wow, such wit! I can already hear the laughter and applause echoing through the halls of Buckingham Palace.
But wait, let's not forget the oh-so-important backstory. Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Meghan Markle are the ultimate dynamic duo. They first met at a fancy dinner back in 2016 and have been inseparable ever since. Chopra Jonas even had the honor of attending the grandiose royal wedding of Markle and Prince Harry. Because who wouldn't want an A-list celebrity at their nuptials, right?
In case you were wondering, Chopra Jonas has also publicly praised her BFF in an essay, hailing Markle as a beacon of inspiration and a "princess for the people." How heartwarming.
Of course, we can't overlook the latest drama surrounding the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. Apparently, they found themselves in a "near catastrophic" car accident while being "chased" by paparazzi in New York. But fear not, the taxi driver nonchalantly dismissed the whole incident, stating that it was just a leisurely drive in the Big Apple. Who needs excitement when you're surrounded by the bustling streets of New York City, right?
So there you have it, folks. Priyanka Chopra Jonas strikes again with her razor-sharp humor, taking potshots at the royal establishment and ensuring that no one in the world of entertainment is safe from her snarky quips. Bravo, Priyanka, bravo.