Oh, please, like we don't have enough biopics of privileged Hollywood stars. But hey, if we're going to make one about Anna Kendrick, might as well give it a generic and cliché title like "Breaking the Mold: The Anna Kendrick Story," because god forbid we actually come up with something creative.
Let's start the plot off with Kendrick's childhood and her oh-so-unique interest in acting. Then, of course, we can't forget to mention her move to the big bad city of New York at the ripe old age of 17 to pursue a career in theater. Riveting stuff, I tell ya.
Next, we'll highlight her big break in "Camp" and her subsequent rise to fame with performances in "Up in the Air," "Pitch Perfect," and "Into the Woods." Because let's be real, who doesn't want to hear about another privileged Hollywood starlet's journey to success?
And of course, we can't forget to explore Kendrick's personal life, including her struggles with anxiety and her advocacy for mental health awareness. Because what's a biopic without some obligatory sob story, am I right?
Throughout the film, we'll emphasize Kendrick's supposed tenacity and dedication to her craft, along with her ability to break free from Hollywood's traditional beauty standards and embrace her "unique" qualities. Because god forbid a Hollywood star actually just be average-looking and not praised for their "bravery" in doing so.
Overall, "Breaking the Mold: The Anna Kendrick Story" will be another uninspired and unoriginal biopic that adds nothing new to the genre. But hey, at least we can say we made another one, right?