In today's episode of "You Can't Make This Stuff Up," Nick Cannon, a man who has fathered 12 children with six different women, has expressed his willingness to have a baby with Taylor Swift. Yes, you read that correctly.
When asked about the possibility on "The Howard Stern Show," Cannon eagerly jumped at the chance, declaring that he's "all in" for a baby with the pop star. Because apparently, having 12 kids with multiple partners isn't enough for him.
Cannon went on to explain that he and Swift would really understand each other since they've both dated a lot of people in the public eye. Because nothing says "let's have a baby" like relating to someone over your highly publicized romantic exploits.
And let's not forget Cannon's Spidey senses, which were apparently tingling when he heard the news of Swift's split from Joe Alwyn. Because what could be more romantic than swooping in to offer to father someone's child right after they break up with their long-term partner?
Meanwhile, Swift has been busy making music and speaking out against the sexism and double standards in the music industry. But sure, Nick Cannon thinks she'd be a great match for him because she's an "amazing songwriter."
Representatives for Cannon and Swift have yet to comment on this bizarre proposal, but I'm sure they're just thrilled at the thought of adding another baby to Cannon's already extensive brood.